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New Year List of what not to do–#15

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  1. bath the dog that ate your fiance’s blueberry pie off her plate while standing idly in your parents kitchen-this happened to me
  2. hang out with zombies–for it could happen, folks!
  3. buy canned foods that have labels that list “unknown source”
  4. wear these ridiculous emoji clothes with little brown plops of poop on them–I have a student who wears this weekly
  5. make your much needed coffee in the break room during the Christmas party–someone will take it mistakenly thinking it was part of the goods

New Years Resolutions I don’t intend to keep #4

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  1. Read War and Peace
  2. Buy a floor length fur coat like my grandma owned
  3. Watch Polar Express eleven times like we did last year-no! ¬†won’t happen
  4. Eat a random animal that someone calls a delicacy
  5. Ride in a tank with the cover on because someone said it would be fun
  6. Dress up like Tinkerbell and go to Disney World
  7. Fly my drone in the teacher’s classroom who keeps a flyswatter on her desk at all times–it happens, I promise!

New Year’s Resolution #1

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And your New Year’s resolution is…Share it.

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