- Dress up as a clown and pretend to promote something on the side of the road–Do you know how many fake organizations there are out there, people?
- Bake a cake–Not! Did you know that a cake mix, mixed with oil and eggs makes cookies instead? And only a dollar!
- Eat monkey brains–Did you know it could actually hurt you, they (Do not know who THEY are, but who cares) say?