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In 2016 I will not…
Posted by GoodgameBooks
- get headaches from annoying people
- bite my tongue when needed
- send too many emojies to my mom to annoy her
- read stupid facts about worthless knowledge I could have lived without
- buy ANOTHER pair of gloves to replace all the rest I lose–give up already
- lose ANOTHER cell phone charger-too many to keep count now
- put up another Christmas tree without pre-lit lights (This one I’m sure of)
- mow they grass after it rains
- mow over an ant bed on a dry weather day
- eat the dark grapes–I think something was alive in it (gave it to hubby)
New Year List of what not to do–#15
Posted by GoodgameBooks
- bath the dog that ate your fiance’s blueberry pie off her plate while standing idly in your parents kitchen-this happened to me
- hang out with zombies–for it could happen, folks!
- buy canned foods that have labels that list “unknown source”
- wear these ridiculous emoji clothes with little brown plops of poop on them–I have a student who wears this weekly
- make your much needed coffee in the break room during the Christmas party–someone will take it mistakenly thinking it was part of the goods
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Tags: 2016, coffee, funny, lists, new years, pie, resolutions, top ten lists, zombies
Top Ten Things to be Thankful For If an Idealist in this Crazy World #22
Posted by GoodgameBooks
10. Venus Fly Traps (only 10 bucks on Amazon. Really!)
9. gnomes-own tons of them-go ahead
8. pork brains–they are in a can in a store near you
7. sunglasses that double as a bottle opener
6. colored toilet paper-yes, it exists (look below)
5. scented duct tape
4. candy machine dispenser for your kitchen
3. Spam and more Spam (my grandfather lived off it in WW2-no thank you)
2. Bacon flavored mayo
- tofu flavored hot dogs (yep!)
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Tags: bacon, candy, funny, humor, lists, spam, sun, toilet paper, top ten