Top Three New Years Resolutions-or maybe not! #6

1. Dress up as a clown and pretend to promote something on the side of the road–Do you know how many fake organizations there are out there, people?
2. Bake a cake–Not!  Did you know that a cake mix, mixed with oil and eggs makes cookies instead?  And only a dollar!
3. Eat monkey brains–Did you know it could actually hurt you, they (Do not know who THEY are, but who cares) say?