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New Year List of what not to do–#15
Posted by GoodgameBooks
- bath the dog that ate your fiance’s blueberry pie off her plate while standing idly in your parents kitchen-this happened to me
- hang out with zombies–for it could happen, folks!
- buy canned foods that have labels that list “unknown source”
- wear these ridiculous emoji clothes with little brown plops of poop on them–I have a student who wears this weekly
- make your much needed coffee in the break room during the Christmas party–someone will take it mistakenly thinking it was part of the goods
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Tags: 2016, coffee, funny, lists, new years, pie, resolutions, top ten lists, zombies