New Year List of what not to do–#15

1. bath the dog that ate your fiance’s blueberry pie off her plate while standing idly in your parents kitchen-this happened to me
2. hang out with zombies–for it could happen, folks!
3. buy canned foods that have labels that list “unknown source”
4. wear these ridiculous emoji clothes with little brown plops of poop on them–I have a student who wears this weekly
5. make your much needed coffee in the break room during the Christmas party–someone will take it mistakenly thinking it was part of the goods